All My Disciples Suck!

“Doctor, I’ve got it!”

“Ow? What disease?”

“It’s a highly contagious disease called Sitch’s Grizzly Sand, and it must be quarantined for more than half a month in order not to plague anyone else!”

“What the hell?”

“Wait 3 seconds if you don’t believe me!”

“Wait what 3 seconds? Wait, I’ll take a call… Hello… Hospital… Dean? What? A new type of grizzly disease? Must be quarantined for half a month? A certificate? Ow, okay, okay!”

“Well?”

“This… well, I’ll give you a certificate! With this certificate, you can…”

“I got half a month’s paid leave from my work, and I can live in an exclusive apartment. I can recuperate in peace without being disturbed. It feels so good. I understand. I understand. Thank you doctor and bye!!”

Doctor: “????”

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On Earth, a lot of hospital doctors suddenly met some who claimed to have Sitch’s Grizzly Sand. This brand new infectious disease patients were given a quarantine certificate for half a month.

Originally, these doctors couldn’t figure out what was going on, but with the sudden call from their superiors and the power of the unspeakable big brother behind the scenes, in the end, all of these doctors gave the certificate.

And so within the country of Yan, almost ten thousand people successfully passed through the strange new disease of Sitch’s Grizzly Sand and rightly received a half-month’s vacation in quarantine.

In the meantime, somewhere in the Ancient Era…

“!”

Beef Noodles opened his eyes and saw a figure when he came online again.

Although it was still a tender teenager, but…

Above the body, he already exuded a huge and dominant aura!

This kind of aura, Beef Noodles had only seen on one person!

Brother Ming!

“Purgatory?” Beef Noodles couldn’t help but speak.

“Master… you’re awake!” The figure turned around and it was none other than Purgatory.

Only…

At this moment, the left half of Purgatory’s face had transformed into a silver-blue color, while the right half had transformed into black!

On Purgatory’s cheeks, there were also two blood-colored tear-stained tattoos.

“Purgatory, you’ve worked hard!” Beef Noodles couldn’t help but vibrate.

During the Plague of Cold and the Plague of Diseases, he had skillfully gone offline to avoid the front line for a while.

He handed everything over to his disciple Purgatory!

But he didn’t expect…

Purgatory actually really resisted it, still taking care of himself even while offline.

Strong!

Too damn strong!

“Master, I’m so happy!” Purgatory seemed extremely happy at this moment, reaching out to touch his left cheek as it was covered in frost.

“On my body, there are finally scars from the power of the Heavenly Tribulation as well! There’s a little bit of it, and it’s the same as Master’s! I’m really happy!” Purgatory said excitedly.

“!” Beef Noodles was shocked!

Hold the grass, was Purgatory purposely leaving scars on his face in order to be the same as me?

Beef Noodles couldn’t help but raise his hand, only to find that he couldn’t lift his left hand, and there was even a bit of an odd feeling on his right hand.

“!”

However, Beef Noodles was then surprised to find that on his right hand, countless black flecks emerged, and the terrifying aura of the Black Death slowly filled the air.

As soon as Beef Noodles lowered his head, he realized that his left arm had turned into ice crystals, and he was completely unable to raise his hand.

Ding!

【Congratulations to player Beef Noodles for comprehending the power of the realm, Plague of Cold!】

Ding!

【Congratulations to player Beef Noodles for comprehending the power of intent, Plague of Diseases!】

With the two prompts, Beef Noodles was stunned.

Mamma mia!

Comprehending Intent again?

How fucking awesome is the bug I hit! Or, is it just by relying on my disciple?

“I’m sorry master… I… I used all my power. However, I still let master suffer the influence of the power of plagues… master’s arms…” Purgatory lowered his head, looked at Beef Noodles’ arms, and couldn’t help but shed blood-colored tears.

“Apprentice, you did a fantastic job! Master is proud of you!” Beef Noodles laughed, and he casually reached out his right hand and put it on Purgatory’s shoulder.

OMG!!!

Is there such an awesome disciple?

Not only did he protect me from dying, but he also smoothly helped me get two more Intent powers!

I wouldn’t even dare to think of such a great thing in my dreams!

“Master…” Purgatory was once again excited.

Why…

Master didn’t care in the slightest about such immense pain?

Plague of Cold and Plague of Diseases were added to his body at the same time. How painful could that be?

But…

Master still exuded a natural smile, smiling so brightly, so proudly, even with a little bit of evil?

Purgatory suddenly understand!

Purgatory once again understand!

Purgatory really understood!

“Master can obviously get by on his own! However, he still chose to hand everything over to me. What trust and what sincerity he has in me!

“Master has given everything for me!

“How can I, for that matter, be discouraged!!!”

Purgatory took a deep breath and moved his mind!

Boom boom boom!

A huge breath exploded, the terrifying cold air that had previously been refined and absorbed into Purgatory. In addition, countless forces of diseases were now being refined by Purgatory in a single breath, all of which were once again refined!

Boom!

Purgatory’s strength was suddenly taken to another level!

“???” Beef Noodle’s head tilted.

Well well, you damn bull not ashamed to be a hidden role. This Purgatory is definitely a BUG-level existence. I only tapped his shoulder, how does he comprehend and become stronger again?

I’m not going to be able to do that.

Anyway, there are still seven days…

How about…

“Purgatory ah!

“My disciple is here!

“This Ancient Era is filled with strong people! It’s very gratifying for Master to see that you’ve finally grown a billion points! Next, Master will test your strength!”

“Yes, Master, this disciple is waiting for this moment!”

“Very well! Let’s set off and go to those places with heaven-defying treasures! You fight the monsters, I’ll pick up the… Ah shucks, I’ve come to test how strong you really are!”

“Yes! Master!!!”

So Beef Noodles rose proudly, and with a turn of his gaze, he locked onto a direction.

In the next moment, the two of them broke through the air and directly rushed towards a place of opportunity that emitted a seven-colored light!

“Hold the grass!” As soon as they arrived here, Beef Noodles was stunned!

This place was clearly a valley.

Within the valley, it was surprisingly dotted with strange colorful trees, and there were quite a few gigantic fruits on the trees that faintly emitted an amazing aura!

Beef Noodle skillfully appraised them, showing that they were all ???

Very good, definitely good stuff!

Roar roar roar!

However, sensing Beef Noodles’ arrival, some existences with extremely powerful auras steeply appeared within this valley!

A huge gray rocky armor, a massive body that was a thousand meters in size, and all over its body, it actually exuded a trace of an aura similar to Xuanwu’s!

“Little Xuanwu?” Beef Noodles was stunned!

These ancient beasts were obviously existences that had carried through the first four of the five plagues of the Heavenly Dao, and their strength was naturally strong without having to ask!

It looks like…

They even possessed a trace of Xuanwu bloodline descendants!

The nickname was Little Xuanwu!

“Damn, disciple, be ready to run…” Beef Noodles slightly perceived. He knew that the weakest of these guys all had peak level strength of the Heavenly Pill. Some of the stronger ones were almost to Nascent Soul Realm!

Then there’s still a fight!

So he planned to tell Purgatory to run away.

“Master, are these the only ones? There doesn’t seem to be many that can fight! Ah, I see, Master is letting me warm up first!” Purgatory walked over calmly, then his eyes turned to scan the circle and faintly opened his mouth.

“???” Beef Noodles was in a daze at this moment.

Warming up?

These existences that had an average strength of at least half a step Nascent Soul and also possessed a hint of XuanWu bloodline power, you’re calling them a warm up?

“Lian, Tianyang!!!” However, Purgatory leapt up in the air and steeply unfolded his hands together!

In the next moment, above Purgatory’s head, there was a…

Small Sun!

A small sun that was a full ten meters long and wide, with a form and aura that was simply extremely similar to the previous Plague of Hunger! It was as if…

The power of the Plague of Hunger was refined by Purgatory and became part of Purgatory’s power!

The terrifying and boundless scorching heat and the terrifying aura that burned all energies erupted with a roar, sweeping across the entire valley!

Ow ow ow!

Those little Xuanwu that were so powerful that they were comparable to the Nascent Soul Realm let out miserable cries in unison, and then they slowly collapsed to the ground, their flesh and blood being refined into ash, leaving only their armor.

“Collect!” Purgatory casually waved his hand, and the little sun disappeared.

“Master, it’s solved! These guys are so weak!” Purgatory turned around and spoke leisurely.

Beef Noodles: “????”